Agitated time

[titou56]

Hi friends :wink:

 

We do not often have opportunity, at this agitated time, to settle true questions...

 

And however...Question is fundamental : WHY?

 

WHY you can have a pizza in your home quicklier than an ambulance?

WHY there is a parking as handicapped persons in front of ice rinks?

WHY people order a double cheeseburger, big chips and light coke?

WHY we buy sausages for hot dog in packet of 10 and of breads for hot dog in packet of 8?

 

Moreover, you have never wondered...

 

WHY the women cannot put on of some mascara the mouth closed ?

WHY word " abbreviation " is so long?

WHY to stop Windows they must click on Start?

WHY lemon juice is made of artificial tastes and the liquid for dinnerware is made of true lemons?

WHY there is not food for cat with taste of mouse?

WHY the food for dog is " new with an ameliorated taste ": who tested it?

WHY they sterilize the needle which is of use for euthanasia?

 

You know these indestructible black boxes in planes:

 

WHY do not they fabricate the plane in this material?

WHY the airport is called the "terminal"? If to fly is so secure,

 

And always...

 

WHY they push so strongly on the keys of the remote control when batteries are almost in dish?

WHY they wash our towels of bath: are not they sensible be clean when they dry themselves with?

WHY do the kamikaze pilots wear a helmet?

When they strangle Schtroumpf, it becomes of which colour?

How do panels " DEFENCE TO WALK ON THE LAWN " arrive in the middle of this one?

Do the illiterates enjoy to eat noodles in bouillon with form of letters?

 

When the man discovered that the cow gave some milk, that did he exactly try to make at this instant?

 

If a word in the dictionary is badly written, how will they see it?

 

WHY did not Noé crush out both mosquitoes?

Have the workers from Lipton also a coffee-pause ?

WHY the sheep do not shrink when it is raining?

WHY having "separated " is spelled in a word, while " all together " is spelled in two separated words?

 

 

WHY have establishments opened 24 hours on 24 locks and bolts?

 

Special for Australians members : I want to buy a new boomerang : how can I get rid of the old ?

[JustDave]

Ha!

 

And why does the drive-thru automated teller machine at the bank have braille on the keys?

[sunny staines]

one you forgot

 

why put mustard in the fridge when it never gets cold?

[jimczyz]

OMG, this just made my day...LOL

[fredvries]

Found a couple of new ones to laugh about. This series is about silly questions a computer repair shop has collected.

 

1. Where is the “any” key?

 

2.Does Windows 98 support Linux?”

 

3.How much does Windows cost, and do you have to buy each one separately?

 

4.You said I would get 98 windows with this computer. Where are they?

 

5.Support: “Tell me, is the cursor still there?”

Customer: “No, I’m alone right now.”

 

6.Support: “Ok, ma’am, do you see the button on the right hand side of your mouse?”

Customer: “No, there’s a printer and a phone on the right hand side of my mouse.”

 

7.Customer: “Someone was just here working at my home and now I cannot connect to my printer anymore.”

Support: “What type of repairs were completed?”

Customer: “Plumbing repairs.”

 

8.Customer: “I am experiencing errors on my computer”

Support: “When did this start occurring?”

Customer: “After I restarted”

Support: “What were you doing on the computer before the errors started?”

Customer: “Nothing”

Support: “Then why did you have the computer on?”

 

9.Customer: “I cannot start my computer.”

Support: “What was the last operation you completed on the computer?”

Customer: ” I deleted the Windows folder 'cause my computer said I was low on disk space and it was the largest.”

 

10.Customer: “I love my new desktop so much. It’s powerful and fast. I especially like the new cup holder that came with it.

Support: “Ma’am….What are your referring to when you say cup holder?”

Customer: “My desktop came with this neet slide out cup holder.”

Support: “Are you referring to the cd-rom drive?”

At this point the customer simply hung up.