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sunny staines

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  1. slow


    been using smartdefrag since the early days, but final version SD3 [did not use beta version] runs very slow on windows 7 starter 32 bit on a netbook a lot slower than prev versions defragged 1.2% fragmented to 0.0 in defrag and optimise. [also had to reload several times the size of default load was too big for netbook screen could not access top of SD to resize]


    Not tried on w8 as I recently ran the defrag at bootup and w8 no longer boots up nor will a recovery disc help stuck in reboot loop. no idea if SD at fault or a hardware problem and SD running by chance but its gone for warranty repair.[had a small memory chip on the hdd where windows was loaded a very fast laptop or was]

  2. reading a review about another defrag and saw it had a good idea that perhaps iobit could consider.


    "One interesting new feature this time is the option to securely wipe your drive's free space as the defrag works. This enhances your privacy by ensuring that snoopers won't be able to recover confidential files, but of course means you won't be able to undelete them, either, so needs to be used with care."

  3. Cicely


    the left over asc6 files, giving a choice to delete them during instal is ok, but the present instal which says an older version will be uninstalled is misleading in my opinion.


    ASC7 is very good but this minor point lets it down, some may think if this programe is as good as it people review about cleaning up etc why does it let itself downduring instal.


    thank you for your reply so quick.

  4. just run through scans on asc7 all good [did not run reg or reg defreg].


    looked to see if asc6 files/folders still around and yes there were. Now is it a case asc keeps them as a back up for a short limited time or is it failing to delete them during install which is not good for a utility program with a good name like ASC, it did say during ugrade it would uninstall the current version.


    could some one from iobit clear up this point please.


    should i just right click asc 6 folder and delete?

  5. a big ask but an option to image a drive, especially now that w8.1 is scrappeing the w7 image tool.


    a lot of users here use macrium reflet as a result of posts by garybear, would be great if iobit could have this function.


    another request "a screen print" option


    ASC is already a good all round tool hard to think what else to add for the future how about a venture into an all round media player now that w8 has restrictions in WMP, many free ones out there but none as good.

  6. UBL at the pearly gates


    Usama Bin Laden finds himself at the entrance to Heaven after being "double-tapped" in the middle of the night by a US Special Forces team. There to meet him is the Archangel Gibreel (Gabriel to Christians), who says, "Now, my son, you will taste of the destiny that I foretold."


    With that, the Pearly Gates open, and out marches President George Washington, who punches Bin Laden in the stomach. Then President Thomas Jefferson punches UBL in the face. Then a kick to the groin from General Robert E. Lee. Then General "Light Horse Harry" Lee knocks UBL to the ground and kicks him in the kidney, while President James Madison kicks him in the chest. And there seems to be an endless line of figures coming to do more of the same.


    "This is nothing like what you promised me!" shouts the anguished Bin Laden.


    "You should have listened better to me," admonishes Gabriel. "I told you that if you persisted in your behavior, you would be met at the gates of Heaven by 72 VIRGINIANS."

  7. australian watches




    An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

    He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.


    The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'

    'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'

    The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?

    'What's so special about it?'

    The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

    The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'


    ‘Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.'

    The woman giggles and replies

    'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!'


    The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,

    ' Bloody thing's an hour fast!'

  8. Quite clever these proverbs




    Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.


    Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.


    Better to be pissed off than pissed on.


    Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.


    Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts.


    Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.


    Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.


    War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.


    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.


    It takes many nails to build a crib, but one ***** to fill it.


    Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.


    Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.


    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.



    Finally CONFUCIUS SAY. . ......


    "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!"

  9. 1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.


    2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".


    3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.


    4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


    5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for the road".


    6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"


    7. "Doc, I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home”. "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome". "Is it common?", well, "It's Not Unusual."


    8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy.


    9. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.


    10. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.


    11. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.


    12. A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"


    13. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.


    14. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

  10. Man asks the librarian if the book he had ordered on premature ejaculation had arrived,

    Too embarrassed to say the title he gives the lady the ISBN reference.

    She looks up the number and says, “Sorry, it isn’t in yet”

    “Yes, that’s the one” the man replies.

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