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Installing Husband 1.0 (Joke)


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INSTALLING HUSBAND
1.0

Dear
Tech Support
,

Last year I upgraded from
Boyfriend 5.0
to
Husband 1.0
and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0
.

In addition,
Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5
and
Personal Attention 6.5
,
and then installed undesirable programs such as
NBA 5.0
,
NFL 3.0
,
and
Golf Clubs 4.1
.

Conversation 8.0
no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.
6
simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3
to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Installing Husband 1.0 (Joke)

 

Dear
Desperate
,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0
is an Operating System.

Please enter command:
i_thought_you_loved_me.msi
and try to download
Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0
update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0
should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0
and
Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0
to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5
,
Happy Hour 7.0
or
Beer 6.1
.

Please note that
Beer 6. 1
is a very bad program that will download the
F*rting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT
under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0
.

In summary,
Husband 1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0
and
Hot Lingerie 7.7
.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

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Dear
Desperate
,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0
is an Operating System.

Please enter command:
i_thought_you_loved_me.msi
and try to download
Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0
update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0
should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0
and
Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0
to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5
,
Happy Hour 7.0
or
Beer 6.1
.

Please note that
Beer 6. 1
is a very bad program that will download the
F*rting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT
under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0
.

In summary,
Husband 1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0
and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

It was awesome. Have you launched any latest version of installing husband:-D

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Hi enoskype

Fantastic!! :-)

Put me in mind of J.K. Rowling (author of Harry Potter series)

Thanks! (happy birthday my friend)

Cheers

solbjerg

 

Dear
Desperate
,

First, keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0
is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0
is an Operating System.

Please enter command:
i_thought_you_loved_me.msi
and try to download
Tears 6.2
and do not forget to install the
Guilt 3.0
update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0
should then automatically run the applications
Jewelry 2.0
and
Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause
Husband 1.0
to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5
,
Happy Hour 7.0
or
Beer 6.1
.

Please note that
Beer 6. 1
is a very bad program that will download the
F*rting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,
DO NOT
under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0
.

In summary,
Husband 1.0
is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0
and
Hot Lingerie 7.7
.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

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It was awesome. Have you launched any latest version of installing husband:-D

Hi DoyleHal, :-D

 

Well, the latest version of Husband OS's new feature is designed to compansate the problems of Nagging 5.3 and Guilt 3.0, so it has a tendency of secretly installing Mistress 1.0 program in an encrypted location which runs at the background.

You can not see it, but certainly feel the existence. This is specially true when Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7 programs fail to increase the memory and performance.

 

Cheers.:lol:

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