Installing Husband 1.0 (Joke)

[enoskype]

INSTALLING HUSBAND

1.0

Dear

Tech Support

,

Last year I upgraded from

Boyfriend 5.0

to

Husband 1.0

and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under

Boyfriend 5.0

.

In addition,

Husband 1.0

uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5

and

Personal Attention 6.5

,

and then installed undesirable programs such as

NBA 5.0

,

NFL 3.0

,

and

Golf Clubs 4.1

.

Conversation 8.0

no longer runs, and

Housecleaning 2.

6

simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running

Nagging 5.3

to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

[enoskype]

Installing Husband 1.0 (Joke)

 

Dear

Desperate

,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0

is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0

is an Operating System.

Please enter command:

i_thought_you_loved_me.msi

and try to download

Tears 6.2

and do not forget to install the

Guilt 3.0

update.

If that application works as designed,

Husband1.0

should then automatically run the applications

Jewelry 2.0

and

Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0

to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5

,

Happy Hour 7.0

or

Beer 6.1

.

Please note that

Beer 6. 1

is a very bad program that will download the

F*rting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,

DO NOT

under any circumstances install

Mother-In-Law 1.0

(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the

Boyfriend 5.0

program. These are unsupported applications and will crash

Husband 1.0

.

In summary,

Husband 1.0

is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:

Cooking 3.0

and

Hot Lingerie 7.7

.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

[detailer]

Joke

 

That is absolutely,positively F@#$ing hilarious :lol::lol::lol:

[DoyleHall]

Dear

Desperate

,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0

is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0

is an Operating System.

Please enter command:

i_thought_you_loved_me.msi

and try to download

Tears 6.2

and do not forget to install the

Guilt 3.0

update.

If that application works as designed,

Husband1.0

should then automatically run the applications

Jewelry 2.0

and

Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0

to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5

,

Happy Hour 7.0

or

Beer 6.1

.

Please note that

Beer 6. 1

is a very bad program that will download the

F*rting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,

DO NOT

under any circumstances install

Mother-In-Law 1.0

(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the

Boyfriend 5.0

program. These are unsupported applications and will crash

Husband 1.0

.

In summary,

Husband 1.0

is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:

Cooking 3.0

and

Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

It was awesome. Have you launched any latest version of installing husband:-D

[solbjerg]

Hi enoskype

Fantastic!! :-)

Put me in mind of J.K. Rowling (author of Harry Potter series)

Thanks! (happy birthday my friend)

Cheers

solbjerg

 

Dear

Desperate

,

First, keep in mind,

Boyfriend 5.0

is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0

is an Operating System.

Please enter command:

i_thought_you_loved_me.msi

and try to download

Tears 6.2

and do not forget to install the

Guilt 3.0

update.

If that application works as designed,

Husband1.0

should then automatically run the applications

Jewelry 2.0

and

Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause

Husband 1.0

to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5

,

Happy Hour 7.0

or

Beer 6.1

.

Please note that

Beer 6. 1

is a very bad program that will download the

F*rting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do,

DO NOT

under any circumstances install

Mother-In-Law 1.0

(it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the

Boyfriend 5.0

program. These are unsupported applications and will crash

Husband 1.0

.

In summary,

Husband 1.0

is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:

Cooking 3.0

and

Hot Lingerie 7.7

.

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support

[Toppack]

:lol:

Yep, That's the kind'a Info All software websites Need:!:

:lol:

[peleus]

That is something amazing. I mean I'm assuming that that's something original, those must be a lot of hours being spent just to complete that.

[enoskype]

It was awesome. Have you launched any latest version of installing husband:-D

Hi DoyleHal, :-D

 

Well, the latest version of Husband OS's new feature is designed to compansate the problems of Nagging 5.3 and Guilt 3.0, so it has a tendency of secretly installing Mistress 1.0 program in an encrypted location which runs at the background.

You can not see it, but certainly feel the existence. This is specially true when Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7 programs fail to increase the memory and performance.

 

Cheers.:lol:

[cmjf0013]

this is just great haha, I also have heard there is a program called Jealousy.exe that is activated once you try to instal the first part of teh program again, its really a nasty virus isn't it? haha:-D

[Sheryl84]

Ahahaha, that's hilarious!! "Installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.":mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen: