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good :-P Hi ted :-P He He He... excellent ! I just would have a confirmation from the first one... for the translation... 'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!' means 'do not drink this water, is it cows and foo (? ) piss and shit' that's right ? he he he In France we have some jokes with Belgium. I believe everywhere it is the same, do you ? http://i45.tinypic.com/xbcr38.jpg have a nice day ;-)

Woman The female styles of life seen in different periods of life AGE FAVOURITE DRINK 17 Coca extract with ice 25 white wine 35 red wine 48 Dom Perignon 66 Coffee a blow of pear as shoot-coffee AGE EXCUSES TO REFUSE TO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY 17 I must wash hair 25 I must wash hair and make curls then 35 I must make a colouring 48 It is necessary to that Jean-Pierre colours me hair 66 It is necessary to that Jean-Pierre colours my peruke AGE FAVOURITE SPORTS 17 shoppings 25 shoppings 35 shoppings 48 shoppings 66 shoppings BEING ON DRUGS AGE 17 shoppings 25 shoppings 35 shoppings 48 shoppings 66 shoppings AGE DEFINITION OF THE " GOOD PARTY " 17 "Burger King" 25 Restorant 35 A diamond 48 A 'big ' diamond 66 a Party television, alone, at the home AGE FAVOURITE PLEASURE 17 strong, nice and dark 25 strong, nice and dark with a lot of money 35 strong, nice and dark with a lot of money and a brain 48 A man still with his hair 66 A man AGE FAVOURITE DOMESTIC ANIMAL 17 Pussycat the cat 25 An ex-friend and Pussycat the cat 35 an Irish setter and Pussycat the cat 48 The children of his first marriage and Pussycat the cat 66 The husband has the retirement which knows itself in taxidermy there, and that seats with straw Pussycat the cat IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED 17 17 years 25 25 years 35 35 years 48 48 years 66 66 years AGE IDEAL DATE 17 he offers to pay 25 he pays 35 he makes the baby-déj the following morning 48 he makes the baby-dej the following morning for the children 66 He again knows how to masticate his breakfast

Man The MAN styles of life seen in different periods of life AGE FAVOURITE DRINK 17 beer 25 whisky 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox TECHNICAL AGE OF SEDUCTION 17 my parents left all weekend long. 25 my girlfriend left all weekend long. 35 my fiancée left all weekend long. 48 my wife left all weekend long. 66 my second wife died. AGE FAVOURITE SPORTS 17 sex 25 sex 35 sex 48 sex 66 siesta BEING ON DRUGS AGE 17 marihuana 25 coke 35 'really ' good coke 48 POWER 66 coke, BMW, personal plane AGE DEFINITION OF THE " GOOD PARTY " 17 "tongue" 25 "breakfast" 35 ' " she did not do in the air all my therapy. " 48 " I did not fight with her children. " 66 " I came back home alive " AGE FAVOURITE PLEASURE 17 masturbation 25 to make love in a plane 35 living has three 48 to go out with her in public 66 maidservant in small white apron AGE FAVOURITE DOMESTIC ANIMAL 17 hamster 25 the girlfriend 35 Labrador 48 the children of the first marriage 66 poodle IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED 17 25 years 25 35 years 35 48 years 48 66 years 66 17 years AGE IDEAL DATE 17 3 films of Stephen King has the following or ' the night of the film Gore ' 25 " you pay the bill and we go home " 35 " be allowed to make. " 48 " be allowed to make, and cook. " 66 a Night of love, abord the own plane , living in Monaco to play the casino

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New element A new chemical element to be topped up in the periodical picture of the chemical elements of Mendeleïev: The element 115. NAME: Woman. SYMBOL: WM DISCOVERER: Adam. NUCLEAR MASS: Allowable in 60 kg but isotopes known from 40 to 250 kg. OCCURENCE: Very abounding all over the world. PHYSICAL OWNERSHIP: Between excited for a nothing and freeze without reason. THERMAL CONDUCTIVITY: Weak-willed person especially in lower ends. POWER OF WIDENING: Augment with years. Give in to pressures applied to the sensitive points. MOLECULAR STRUCTURE: Improved on 90/60/90. Exist in USAS under growing form of 60/90/120 and in Nordic countries under "flat" said form of 50/50/50 CHEMICAL OWNERSHIP: Very big affinity for gold, silver, platinum and all noble metals. Absorb big quantities of expensive substances. Can blow up spontaneously without warning. Insolvable in liquids but introduces an activity greatly augmented by saturation in alcohol. Very variable reactivity according to the periods of the day. Big aptitude for the changes of mood and for jealousy. COMMON USE: Highly fancy especially in the cars of sports. Powerful cleansing agent. Efficient help for relaxation and relaxation. TEST: Turn to the green so put next to a specimen of better quality. CIRCUMSPECTION Of JOB: Highly dangerous so put between not expert hands. It is illegal to have several specimens, but it is possible to maintain several in different places as long as specimens do not get into contact (risk of explosion) ATTENTION: Certain researchers of South America discovered means to fabricate it artificially, having introduced in general under marks TRAVELO or DRAG QUEEN. Use only the product of origin.

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