itsmejjj
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haaaaaa now thats a good one!!!!!! haaaaaaa
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read this one-- kids--
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
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An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the Amazon, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the jungle.
“What did you do that for?” asks the crocodile.
The elephant answers, “That turtle was the one that bit me almost fifty years ago.”
The crocodile says, “And you remembered him after all these years? Boy, you sure do have a good memory.”
“Yep,” says the elephant. “I have turtle recall.”
ahhhh funny stuff
itsmejjj
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http://www.computerhope.com/drivers/sound.htm
http://www.nodevice.com/driver/category/SOUND.html
http://www.driversdown.com/driverslist/r_3_1.shtml
http://www.soundcard-drivers.com/
http://driverscollection.com/?C=3
here is a list for sound drivers and a few app ware
lost your drivers ? perhaps you could find them here--
please be aware what you down load and install !
itsmejjj
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"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hot line.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until someone comes on the line.
If you are dyslexic, press 6969696969.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic-stress disorder, slowly and carefully press 000.
If you have bipolar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."
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ahhhh LOVE I IT
ITSMEJJJ
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Ok what ever it was ???
1 uninstall outpost ---modem of --when done-
2 reboot
3 rescan still there -360 would not remove this in a normal way -
searched the file --took ownership -unlock and kill---io360 was able to kill it this way --nice !
4 reboot Gone
pc is running normal as before--
sorry people --not false positive!
thinking when not able to remove , was part of the program and protected file--
yet only 360 found this --preforming a deep scan
as i type --
please kill the post i made on this or move to lounge
thank and again sorry i spend 2 hours trying to find what it was -but nothing
i found goggling the net
result of deep scan
IObit Security 360
OS:Windows 7
Version:1.0.1.30
Define Version:1212
Time Elapsed:00:17:44
Objects Scanned:76758
Threats Found:3
|Name|Type|Description|ID|
Spammer.Mail.Expout.A - Quarantined, File, D:\WINDOWS\nircmdc.exe, 12-2175
Spammer.Mail.Expout.A, File, D:\System Volume Information\_restore{EE58FE2C-A796-4584-8B66-DFB1DE6EECC7}\RP6\A0021805.exe, 12-2175
Rootkit.Agent, File, D:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\protect.sys, 9-7445
left over from outpost---
scanned and mow truly all clean--so now the owner got a clean pc ---
this happens ---perhaps the trojon may of been injected when on the net
and not from a install -i could find no info on it ---msxm192z.dll
itsmejjj
please move the posts if admins do not want this here or just dilate them
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IObit Security 360
OS:Windows 7
Version:1.0.1.30
Define Version:1212
Time Elapsed:00:04:02
Objects Scanned:59748
Threats Found:2
|Name|Type|Description|ID|
Trojan.Agent, File, C:\Windows\system32\msxm192z.dll, 4-11415
Trojan.Agent, Registry Value, HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE\SOFTWARE\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run Value=ter8m, 4-34624 shifted this
3 more scans ----
IObit Security 360
OS:Windows 7
Version:1.0.1.30
Define Version:1212
Time Elapsed:00:05:45
Objects Scanned:59749
Threats Found:1
|Name|Type|Description|ID|
Trojan.Agent, File, C:\Windows\system32\msxm192z.dll, 4-11415 still there
cant find it on the net unknown ?
reboot rescan --still there no idea what it is --this came in to view after installing out post the new one for win7
Outpost Pro 6.7 with Windows 7 support---------------------????
itsmejjj
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Error 404: File Not Found
The requested page is not found. This may happen due to the following reasons:
* Page or file is outdated, renamed, moved, or does not exist.
* You typed the address incorrectly, like http://www.example.com/pgae.html instead of http://www.example.com/page.html
Please contact your webmaster if you are not sure what goes wrong.
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Install:http://secunia.com/PSISetup.exe
Use these to disable some common ports that malware uses to get in.
this ones ok ---
Bug off:http://majorgeeks.com/downloadget.ph...0b307cdc5123c6
there are 2 of them one -have them and use them--
kV classes this as a virus!
2010 ver--
Secure it: http://sniffem.exaserve.net/Hardenit.exe
Xp anti spy: http://www.xp-antispy.org/index.php/...irror&itemid=3
also i use doors cleaner now -not available --
hi the links give me the 404 error --?
i have the apps -but you may want to comfier if i am right
thnks
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Hi there Not interfering in any Way
I Just would Like to say This is very Very Good stuff you advised! I like the Very dental description on your Thread
and copy pasted this to may Data bank for reference !!
Thank you So very Kindly! for your hard work and Study you offered to the Community--
itsmejjj
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many thanks for this ,I am downloading Now ...In a iso image
and the instructions also
And very pleased to have it ....
itsmejjj
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Acronis True Image
add this to my pc ..Now things seem to be running fine .The install went good
The program had to up date Some dll file Ask if i would allow it .ok
Reboot and up pop Win say cannot load entry point IS 360.Tray .exe
When done went to the tray ,left click And the same pop say No entry piont
Yet the iobit working fine. scan :ok .100% ,close ,left click --No pop complaining..
1 at boot
2 when left click is applied to open the window
3 close,re click And no glitch..
Comment ----at boot i need to close the warning pop. (OS )
And the one time i receive the No entry complaint left click-- i more time..
There after when closed and reopen Its no Compliant..
yet the programs Runs fine ,This was not present before the new install
Program installed
Acronis True image -Home ed. 2009
itsmejjj..
HAVE A LAUGH on ME! (1)
in Lounge
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during a lesson on proper grammar, the English teacher asked for a show of hands, for who could use the word ‘beautiful’ in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, ‘My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.’
‘Very good, Suzie,’ replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.
‘My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully,’ he said.
‘Excellent, Michael!’ Then, the teacher called on little Freddy
‘Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said,yelling aloud , ‘Beautiful,-- fluxing , beautiful!’
Ahhhhhhh
hope it's ok? and not offending any one--
This fellow had owned this large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back Padlock , had it fixed up nice, picnic tables, horse shoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was built for swimming, but the
farmer made a few changes.to it-
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond as he hadn’t been there for a while and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!”
The old man replied, “I didn’t come down here to watch you ladies swim or get out of the pond, I only came to feed my alligators!”
ahhhhhh----