joke of the day . . . :)

[martino]

joke of the day . . . :)

 

To Check If your Computer Is “Male” Or “Female”?

 

1. Open Notepad...

 

2. Type The Following Line In Notepad:

 

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Hey hello Welcome!!!"

 

3. Save File As computer_gender.vbs

 

4. Run The File. .If You Hear A Male Voice, Your PC Is A Boy :)

 

If You Hear A Female Voice, Your PC Is A Girl :)

 

Our PC is a BOY lol.

 

--> IMF/ASCU Team <--

[enoskype]

OK martino, here you go!!!

So your PC is Sam!

You can listen to Anna too.

Win8 has Hazel of UK, or Zira of USA !:mrgreen:

 

The voice selection under Speech Properties is the key that determine the gender of your PC, if your PC is using Microsoft Sam, then you should hear a male voice’s “Hey hello Welcome” or maybe your PC is using Microsoft Anna, then you should hear a female voice’s “Hey hello Welcome”.

 

Cheers.

[gavind]

Nice one. I guess I can date my PC as it has a female voice.

[martino]

cool . . .

 

hi gavind

 

cool . . .

 

thank you for your answer :)

 

cheers

[sunny staines]

new joke of the day

 

hree men went to the loo, when they had finished the Englishman washed his hands very carefully with soap and water he then said he was taught to be hygienic in all things.

 

The Frenchman ran his hands under the tap and said he was taught not to waste soap.

 

Then the American just walked out and said he was taught not to pee on his hands

[solbjerg]

Hi sunny

The bidet was probably "invented" at the end of the 1600's

first written reference in 1710 approximately.

Having made use of that I would recommend even the American to wash his hands afterwards :-)

I remember a legend written on the wall in a public toilet in Norway many years ago - it said "like mye hva du ryster och slår den siste dråpen i buksen går"

(no matter how you swing and shake the last drop will in your trousers end up)

Utilizing a piece of toilet paper can minimize the occurrence of that :-)

Cheers

solbjerg

p.s. does the English still use the loose collars and cuffs?

 

hree men went to the loo, when they had finished the Englishman washed his hands very carefully with soap and water he then said he was taught to be hygienic in all things.

 

The Frenchman ran his hands under the tap and said he was taught not to waste soap.

 

Then the American just walked out and said he was taught not to pee on his hands