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titou56

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    HAVE A LAUGH on ME! (1)

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    Following to a study financed by the ministry, we envisage the next coming out on the market of a new seat belt.

     

     

    It is about a 3 points fixed belt.

     

     

    It was successfully subjected to all tests of security and should diminish the number of accidents by 50 % and a reduction of stress.

     

     

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    HAVE A LAUGH on ME! (1)

    in Lounge

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    Hi friends :wink:

     

    Do you know the generation Y ?

     

     

    You indeed knew:

    1) The silent generation: those who were born before 1945.

    2) Baby Boomers: those who were born between 1945 and 1961.

    3) The Generation X: those who were born between 1962 and 1976.

     

    But do you know :

    The generation Y: those who were born between 1977 and 1999.

     

    Why do they call this last group The Generation Y ?

     

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    HAVE A LAUGH on ME! (1)

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    Guy: " Greeting, neighbour, it is a nice day to move in. "

    Neighbour 1: " Yes, and people here look very nice "

    Guy: " Yes. And what you make in life? "

    Neighbour 1: " I am professor in the University. I teach deductive logic . "

    Guy: " Ah?... It is what deductive logic? "

    Neighbour 1: " Let me give you an example. I see that you have an alcove, there in your garden. "

    Guy: " Yes ".

    Neighbour 1: " I deduct from it that you have a dog. "

    Guy: " Ben... Yes. "

    Neighbour 1: " If you have a dog, you have probably of children. "

    Guy: " In effect. "

    Neighbour 1: " If you have children, I deduct from it that you have, or that you had, a woman "

    Guy: " Ben, yes, I am married. "

    Neighbour 1: " If you have a woman, I deduct from it that you are heterosexual... "

    Guy: " Ouais, it is sure, this! "

    Neighbour 1: " oh well, here is; that's right logic deductive . "

    Guy: " Cool! "

     

    (Slightly later in party)

     

    Guy: " I met our new neighbour, very nice! "

    Neighbour 2: " Ah yes? And what does it makes in life? "

    Guy: It makes a cool knack: it teaches deductive logic. "

    Neighbour 2: " Ah???... what's, this? "

    Guy: " Wait, I show you on an example. Got an alcove in your garden? "

    Neighbour 2: " Well... No. "

    Guy: " Faggot! "

    HAVE A LAUGH on ME! (1)

    in Lounge

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    Hi friends :wink:

     

    In the hospital, a nice young woman waits in the hall on her stretcher before being driven to the surgical unit for a little intervention.

     

    She gets worried a bit, really, especially because the hour turns. :???:

     

    A guy in white smock comes, raises the sheet and examine her bare body. It pulls down sheet, moves away towards other whites smocks and discuss.

    A second in white coat comes, raises sheet and examines her. Then it leaves again.

    When third white coat approaches, raises sheet, and scans her, young woman gets impatient:

    " It is very nice all these examinations , but when you are going to operate me ? " :oops:

     

    The man in white smock raises shoulders:

    " I've no idea..., we're repainting the hall. " :mrgreen:

    HAVE A LAUGH on ME! (1)

    in Lounge

    Posted

    Excellent Sunny ! :-D

     

    AN other one :

     

    There is four type of female orgasm:

     

    the positive orgasm: ' oh yes, oh yes... '

    the negative orgasm: ' oh no, oh no... '

    the religious orgasm: ' oh my God... '

    the devoted orgasm: 'oh ' name_of_the_buddy_whom_you_tell_it ' ....... '

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