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    HAVE A LAUGH on ME! (1)

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    good

     

    :-P Hi ted :-P

     

    He He He... excellent !

     

    I just would have a confirmation from the first one... for the translation...

     

    'Dinnae drink tha waater! Et's foo ae coo's sheet an pish!' means 'do not drink this water, is it cows and foo (? ) piss and shit' that's right ?

     

    he he he In France we have some jokes with Belgium. I believe everywhere it is the same, do you ?

     

    http://i45.tinypic.com/xbcr38.jpg

     

    have a nice day ;-)

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    Posted

    Woman

     

    The female styles of life seen in different periods of life

     

    AGE FAVOURITE DRINK

    17 Coca extract with ice

    25 white wine

    35 red wine

    48 Dom Perignon

    66 Coffee a blow of pear as shoot-coffee

     

    AGE EXCUSES TO REFUSE TO GO OUT WITH SOMEBODY

    17 I must wash hair

    25 I must wash hair and make curls then

    35 I must make a colouring

    48 It is necessary to that Jean-Pierre colours me hair

    66 It is necessary to that Jean-Pierre colours my peruke

     

    AGE FAVOURITE SPORTS

    17 shoppings

    25 shoppings

    35 shoppings

    48 shoppings

    66 shoppings

     

    BEING ON DRUGS AGE

    17 shoppings

    25 shoppings

    35 shoppings

    48 shoppings

    66 shoppings

     

    AGE DEFINITION OF THE " GOOD PARTY "

    17 "Burger King"

    25 Restorant

    35 A diamond

    48 A 'big ' diamond

    66 a Party television, alone, at the home

     

    AGE FAVOURITE PLEASURE

    17 strong, nice and dark

    25 strong, nice and dark with a lot of money

    35 strong, nice and dark with a lot of money and a brain

    48 A man still with his hair

    66 A man

     

    AGE FAVOURITE DOMESTIC ANIMAL

    17 Pussycat the cat

    25 An ex-friend and Pussycat the cat

    35 an Irish setter and Pussycat the cat

    48 The children of his first marriage and Pussycat the cat

    66 The husband has the retirement which knows itself in taxidermy there, and that seats with straw Pussycat the cat

     

    IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED

    17 17 years

    25 25 years

    35 35 years

    48 48 years

    66 66 years

     

    AGE IDEAL DATE

    17 he offers to pay

    25 he pays

    35 he makes the baby-déj the following morning

    48 he makes the baby-dej the following morning for the children

    66 He again knows how to masticate his breakfast

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    Posted

    Man

     

    The MAN styles of life seen in different periods of life

     

    AGE FAVOURITE DRINK

    17 beer

    25 whisky

    35 vodka

    48 double vodka

    66 Maalox

     

    TECHNICAL AGE OF SEDUCTION

    17 my parents left all weekend long.

    25 my girlfriend left all weekend long.

    35 my fiancée left all weekend long.

    48 my wife left all weekend long.

    66 my second wife died.

     

    AGE FAVOURITE SPORTS

    17 sex

    25 sex

    35 sex

    48 sex

    66 siesta

     

    BEING ON DRUGS AGE

    17 marihuana

    25 coke

    35 'really ' good coke

    48 POWER

    66 coke, BMW, personal plane

     

    AGE DEFINITION OF THE " GOOD PARTY "

    17 "tongue"

    25 "breakfast"

    35 ' " she did not do in the air all my therapy. "

    48 " I did not fight with her children. "

    66 " I came back home alive "

     

    AGE FAVOURITE PLEASURE

    17 masturbation

    25 to make love in a plane

    35 living has three

    48 to go out with her in public

    66 maidservant in small white apron

     

    AGE FAVOURITE DOMESTIC ANIMAL

    17 hamster

    25 the girlfriend

    35 Labrador

    48 the children of the first marriage

    66 poodle

     

    IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED

    17 25 years

    25 35 years

    35 48 years

    48 66 years

    66 17 years

     

    AGE IDEAL DATE

    17 3 films of Stephen King has the following or ' the night of the film Gore '

    25 " you pay the bill and we go home "

    35 " be allowed to make. "

    48 " be allowed to make, and cook. "

    66 a Night of love, abord the own plane , living in Monaco to play the casino

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    Posted

    always after an Idea about Xmas gift ?

     

    Hi,

     

    This is THE gift for those which are addicts of IOBIT forum :razz: it is now possible to stay on line and so, never lost the thread

     

    http://i50.tinypic.com/x0zrfd.jpg

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    Posted

    fragrance

     

    You knew that when a woman

    wearing a leather dress,

    the heart of the man beats more quickly,

    his throat becomes dry, the knees weaken... ?

     

    http://i45.tinypic.com/34dsu91.gif

     

    Do you know why?

     

     

    It is because

    that she smells like

    a new car !

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    Posted

    New element

     

    A new chemical element to be topped up in the periodical picture of the chemical elements of Mendeleïev:

     

    The element 115.

     

    NAME: Woman.

     

    SYMBOL: WM

     

    DISCOVERER: Adam.

     

    NUCLEAR MASS: Allowable in 60 kg but isotopes known from 40 to 250 kg.

     

    OCCURENCE: Very abounding all over the world.

     

    PHYSICAL OWNERSHIP: Between excited for a nothing and freeze without reason.

     

    THERMAL CONDUCTIVITY: Weak-willed person especially in lower ends.

     

    POWER OF WIDENING: Augment with years. Give in to pressures applied to the sensitive points.

     

    MOLECULAR STRUCTURE: Improved on 90/60/90. Exist in USAS under growing form of 60/90/120 and in Nordic countries under "flat" said form of 50/50/50

     

    CHEMICAL OWNERSHIP: Very big affinity for gold, silver, platinum and all noble metals. Absorb big quantities of expensive substances. Can blow up spontaneously without warning. Insolvable in liquids but introduces an activity greatly augmented by saturation in alcohol. Very variable reactivity according to the periods of the day. Big aptitude for the changes of mood and for jealousy.

     

    COMMON USE: Highly fancy especially in the cars of sports. Powerful cleansing agent. Efficient help for relaxation and relaxation.

     

    TEST: Turn to the green so put next to a specimen of better quality.

     

    CIRCUMSPECTION Of JOB: Highly dangerous so put between not expert hands. It is illegal to have several specimens, but it is possible to maintain several in different places as long as specimens do not get into contact (risk of explosion)

     

    ATTENTION: Certain researchers of South America discovered means to fabricate it artificially, having introduced in general under marks TRAVELO or DRAG QUEEN. Use only the product of origin.

    HAVE A LAUGH on ME! (1)

    in Lounge

    Posted

    Boring ?

     

    Hi Solbjerg :grin:

     

    Indeed ? me who thought that Nordic girls were hot ... :-P

     

    I think it depends who you play the partition with :lol:!

     

    It could seems like a Beethoven one he he :razz:

     

    (Phonetic french joke that mean aproximatively "cock in the wind")

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